Spring Breakers (2013)

Nothing frustrates me more then a film that could have been great but squanders its potential.  Harmony Korine's latest flic Spring Breakers is one such case, with a premise so audacious and original that the result is that much more frustrating.  What could have been a feature length, girls gone wild version of Breaking Bad instead turns into a fever dream that gets thrown into a high pitch at around the hour mark.

The film stars Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, and Rachel Korine as lifelong friends who want to escape their boring, nothing town for Spring Break in Florida, because as Gomez puts it in a long voice over piece (one of many that populate the film), they have a chance to find themselves.  Now, I understand how travel can transform an individual, but that usually happens on a trip where you plan to experience different cultures (even if it is just to Texas to see how the southern half lives).  I don't believe going to the beach and spending a week drunk, high, and having sex will enlighten you all that much to life, though I imagine it can be a ton of fun.

Lacking the necessary funds to fuel this sort of vacation, three of the girls stick up a local chicken shack with water pistols and a mallet, and are soon on their way to St. Petersburg, Florida, which turns out to be every bit as seedy as they had hoped.  A good chunk of the movie is spent watching the girls party endlessly, doing cocaine, smoking weed, getting drunk, and tempting members of the opposite sex, before their illegal activities are shut down by those killjoys, the 5-0.  Lucky for this quartet, a rapper/gangster named Alien (James Franco) bails them out of jail and takes them under his wing.

This is the kind of film where you are either with the style or not having any of it, and I found Korine's montages to be brilliant in small doses, but overwhelming at 92 minutes.  There's very little character development here; Gomez is the only girl with a backstory, playing the aptly named Faith, a good christian girl who secretly just wants to cut loose and party.  Korine squanders an opportunity to transform Gomez's character from devout Christian to insane partier/gangster, instead letting her exit the film about midway through just before things begin to escalate.

That leaves us with Hudgens, Benson, and Rachel Korine who are all barely defined beyond their obvious psychopathic tendencies.  There is one chilling scene where they recount their stick-up for Gomez, and the glee with which they reenact the events (partially encouraged by the liquor they're imbibing) is both chilling and provides the film with some of its best moments.  But they barely have any arc, going from penis hungry to indulging their new killer instincts by the end.  Hudgens and Benson do have the film's best scene when they are brought back to Franco's pad and turn the tables on him in a most sadistic and surprising way.

The best part about the film, though, is James Franco, who proves he is more capable as a character actor then a straight man.  With cornrows and grilles, Franco's character is one you wish had more screen time, as he is one fascinating dude.  The film's second half is propelled by a rivalry with an old friend (Gucci Mane), which leads to the films grisly ending.  But again, the film offers us a taste of something great and pulls it out of our grasp before too long.

That's the problem with Korine's film overall: there are the seeds of great ideas sprinkled throughout, but his method is annoying, dull, and blunt.  He could have crafted a fascinating look at what it takes to transform four girls from "innocent" college girls into full on gangsters, complete with day-glo ski masks and armed with uzis.  Instead, we get scene after scene of debauchery on the beach, of naked women having beer poured on their breasts, while the score composed by Cliff Martinez and Skrillex blasts away all your senses, leaving you completely numb.  Korine illustrates his point, and then does it again, and again, and again.  More then once the girls call their parents and grandparents and exclaim that they're having a great time, meeting great people, and learning a lot, all while images of excessive partying and drinking are shown.  Korine beats us over the head with his message, and then pummels us into a pulp in the corner until we're left shivering, weeping, and begging for it to stop.

The Wonderful World of Disney: Part 7

Aladdin (1992)

It's hard to objectively review Aladdin; I was as obsessed with this film as I was The Great Mouse Detective (1986) in my youth, and I've even starred in a musical theater version of it as the Sultan.  I have a lot of history with this movie, so reviewing it like I would most other movies is nearly impossible.  But here goes.

Set in Agrabah 1,000s of years ago, Aladdin introduces us to Aladdin the Street Rat and his pet monkey Abu, who steal bread and evade capture by the palace guards, until one day he meets Princess Jasmine.  He becomes the unwitting pawn in the Royal Vizier Jafar's plan to usurp the Sultan, and acquires a magical lamp with a Genie who will help him win the Princess' heart.

This whole movie is driven by the manic, over-the-top performance given by Robin Williams as the Genie, whose wide and varied impressions are right at home in the animated world (Williams would be called upon to voice several more animated characters in similar fashion).  Once again our Prince and Princess have to work out their relationship, as she only wants to be free to explore the world.  Of course Aladdin will use his Magic Carpet to grant this wish, and make her fall for him.  Jafar is a fantastic villain, though this movie fielded criticism from those who felt that he was the only Arab-like character in the film, with the rest leaning to a more caucasian look.  I would say Jafar doesn't look Arab at all and those people are secretly racist.

Howard Ashman and Alan Menken again supply the music, which is still pretty good (Friend Like Me, Prince Ali, and A Whole New World are the highlights), but unfortunately Ashman was HIV positive and died in March of 1991, before Beauty and the Beast could be released.  Tim Rice took his place, and though he is a skilled lyricist, overall the songs do not, as a whole, match up with Ashman & Menken's two previous films.  The only songs written by Ashman are Arabian Nights, Friend Like Me, and Prince Ali.  Howard Ashman is too often forgotten when remembering the great Disney legacy, but he supplied a unique voice to the movies he touched, and was key to crafting some of the greatest songs Disney ever produced.


The Lion King (1994)

Disney's Renaissance run arguably ends here.  Though the films that follow are not bad, they do not come close to the quality of the four films that make up Disney's second strongest run since the early 40s.  And the Lion King is Disney's most financially successful film to date, raking in $312 million in its initial run.  Lion King is so beloved that when it was re-released in 2011 in a 3D conversion, it was no. 1 at the box office two weeks in a row, prompting theaters to extend the initial two-week run much longer.  Lion King's lifetime gross (which includes an IMAX re-release in 2002) now stands at $422 million.  Not too shabby.

The film is about a lion cub named Simba who is told by his father, Mufasa, that he will someday rule the land.  Unfortunately his evil uncle Scar has other plans, and when Mufasa is killed in an "accident" Simba is convinced he is to blame, and flees in shame.  In exile, he meets two unlikely allies and learns the meaning of Hakuna Matata, to put the past behind him.  That's easier said then done, especially when the past comes back to find you.

I've made the songs a point of interest now, and Lion King's are again some of the strongest Disney has to offer.  Elton John and Tim Rice collaborated to produce Circle of Life, Be Prepared, and Hakuna Matata, all great songs in their own right.  There's also Can You Feel the Love Tonight, but I don't care for it too much, except when Elton sings it over the end credits.  This is the last collection of consistently great songs in the Disney catalog we've seen, and while there's one exception for me personally, the rest of the films to follow are lucky if they have one memorable song.

Lion King itself is a mixed bag.  While still a very good film, I feel it has some pacing issues.  The first half develops at a nice pace, but when Simba grows up the film suddenly throws the plot into high gear so we can get him back to Pride Rock (his home) to face off against Scar and keep the film under 90 minutes.  There are a plethora of great supporting characters including Timon (Nathan Lane), Pumbaa (Ernie Sabella) and Zazu (Rowan Atkinson).  Jeremy Irons is also effectively menacing as the villain, his silky smooth deep voice shaping one of Disney's more twisted villains.  The boldest stroke comes in Mufasa's death, in which Simba actually finds the fresh corpse and, crying, curls up into it.  It's pretty dark for Disney, who usually deal with parental deaths in backstory (if at all), so I have to give the movie major props for addressing this issue head on.  Overall, Lion King is still a strong entry into the Disney stable, and one I enjoy viewing over and over again.


Pocahontas (1995)

While Disney's "B" team was working on Lion King, the "A" team was working on Pocahontas because they thought it would be the better movie.  Unfortunately taking liberties with history (especially American history) proved to be a bigger knock against Disney then the liberties they take with fairy tales.  While I don't mind too much if history isn't accurately represented, I know there are those who do because they believe the rest of us are dumb enough to take it as straight fact.

The movie is about the first settlers to come to America, in search of Gold and land to settle a new English empire.  Unfortunately they clash with the local natives, and they come close to the brink of war until the love of Pocahontas and John Smith save the day.  So, Romeo and Juliet, accept they live (though one main character does exit the film injured).

What's really unfortunate about this film is that the characters are all pretty bland, save the raccoon, hummingbird, and dog.  Those guys are awesome.  But John Smith and his crew (including the absurdly villainous Ratcliffe) and Pocahontas and her people are all boring.  Pocahontas doesn't want to marry the warrior even though she must because daddy said so (didn't we just see this exact storyline two movies ago?), and wants to be free, liberated and independent.  Ok, so I may sound like a hypocrite, but now that Disney has ditched the bland princess angle and tried to add depth to them, they need to add MORE depth instead of just the same inherit desire over and over again.  It was interesting at first with Ariel; Belle varied in a quiet and unusual way; and Jasmine had her own spunk.  But Pocahontas has no personality, and just wants to be free to run around.  Disney wouldn't push the envelope with its female characters until 2009, but lets not get ahead of ourselves.

There's only one fantastic song here in Colors of the Wind, which is beautiful to listen to and look at.  The other songs are all forgettable, though, but one great song is nothing to scoff at (its better then most movies accomplish).  Overall, Pocahontas is fairly forgettable, which is a shame considering the A team was working on this.


The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

Now here is one of Disney's underrated classics, a film that slips under most people's radars or is simply forgotten because, lets face it, this was probably one of the last books you would have expected Disney to adapt.  There are very few animated films that appeal to both adults and children, and unfortunately a lot of recent animators think that means throwing jokes in that kids won't understand but adults will.  What it means to me is presenting interesting themes that the kids won't pick up on, but the adults sure will.  Hunchback achieves this magnificently.

Quasimodo lives in the cathedral of Notre Dame, ringing the bells and staying hidden from the rest of society because he is led to believe they will treat him like a monster.  One day he ventures down and meets a gypsy named Esmerelda, who teaches him the world is not such a cruel place.  Unfortunately his mentor and master, Frollo, wants to kill all the gypsies, and when Quasimodo provides refuge for Esmeralda, Frollo begins torching Paris, and one wonders where the King of France went during all this.

Frollo is one of Disney's best villains.  He is motivated by greed and anger, but underneath he is also driven by a sexual repression forced upon him by his faith that begins to erupt in the presence of Esmeralda.  In one of Disney's ballsiest songs Hellfire, Frollo confesses his feelings to a fireplace and wrestles with his lust as he determines he will kill Esmeralda or spare her if she accepts him.  As a child I never understood what the song was about, but as an adult I have a new appreciation and understanding of it, and it makes me love the film even more.

This is coupled with another daring move on Disney's part: Quasimodo does not end up with Esmeralda, who instead chooses the handsome Captain of the Guards, Phoebus.  Disney sets up the possibility of a romance between Quasimodo and Esmeralda, and there are two musical numbers about Quasi's desire for her, but alas, she chooses another, and its heartbreaking stuff.  In fact, if Quasi and Esmeralda had gotten together it might have ruined the movie a little.

While I wouldn't argue that the songs are the best in Disney's catalog, I will admit to loving most of them anyway.  The opening number The Bells of Notre Dame is one of my favorites, and Hellfire is one of the greatest villain songs of all time.  For me, this ranks as a personal favorite, and one that you might not remember much, but when you revisit it you will have a whole new appreciation for what Disney can do.


Hercules (1997)

Leaving no stone unturned, the duo of John Musker and Roger Clements (who also directed Aladdin) turned their sights to Greek Mythology, and it's safe to say going in the less you know about Greek Mythology, the more you'll enjoy this movie.  Many purists may have a hard time accepting the "bastardization" of several greek stories, but I say you know what, you only get one Disney greek mythology movie, might as well cram as many as you can in there.

Hercules opens with the birth of baby Herc to papa Zeus and Hera...yes, yes I know he isn't actually a God and is actually Zeus' son through one of the many women Zeus propagated with.  And Hades is the bad guy because he's the lord of the underworld and obviously he must be the devil, though in actuality Greek Mythology had no heaven and everyone went to the underworld.  But hey, someone's got to do it.  Sorry, I'm getting away from the plot.  Anyways, Hades is jealous because he hates ruling the Underworld, and plans to have little Herc assassinated because a prophecy says his rise to power will be thwarted by the little guy.  Herc is almost turned into a total mortal but retains some God powers, and the movie follows the Superman storyline as he grows up.  Danny DeVito plays a satyr named Phil who trains Herc, Pegasus shows up as Herc's horse, and he meets a spunky young lady named Meg.

Overall Hercules is one of those films thats better then you remember.  There's nothing remarkable about it (the music is fairly forgettable), but its still entertaining and Hades is a fairly charismatic villain. The Meg character is also a nice twist on the damsel in distress, as her sass and armor masks her true identity.  But this movie follows a Disney tradition of making actors who shouldn't sing, sing, and here we get Danny DeVito "belting" out a showstopper (he plays Phil).  Disney also convinced Mel Gibson to sing (in Pocahontas) and Kirk Douglas (in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea).  Robin Williams can get away with it, but not everyone else can.  Sorry Disney.

We're now entering another rough patch of Disney films, as they begin to decline in quality.  I will say some of the upcoming features surprised me in ways I was not expecting, but most of these films are fairly unremarkable and were a bit of a slog.  Still, we're almost there.  17 films to go.

Part 8 will cover:
Mulan (1998)
Tarzan (1999)
Fantasia 2000 (1999)
Dinosaur (2000)
The Emperor's New Groove (2000)

The Wonderful World of Disney: Part 6

The Great Mouse Detective (1986)

After the artistic, critical, and box office failure that was The Black Cauldron, Disney released what would become the slow return to their peak form, The Great Mouse Detective.  As a child, this was my favorite film, and revisiting it again it is not hard to see why.  The characters are all charming, the villain is great fun, the story is inventive, and it all builds to a killer climax.  Production on this film took only one year thanks to bolstered help from computers, which expedited the animating process considerably.

The premise is a simple one: Sherlock Holmes, but as a mouse.  Our hero is Basil of Baker Street (who happens to share a flat with Holmes), who is hot on the trail of the criminal mastermind Ratigan (Vincent Price).  He teams up with Dr. Dawson and a little girl named Olivia whose father, an inventor, was recently kidnapped by Ratigan.  Together, they set out to stop his nefarious plan of usurping the Queen's throne.

Most notable about this film is it is the first major use of CGI (though computer graphics had been employed in Black Cauldron) for the gears inside the clock tower.  Seeing it now, you can recognize that they are in fact not completely painted, but its a wonder to behold and serves as one of the film's best scenes.  The climax between Ratigan and Basil takes place on top of Big Ben, inside and on the face.  As far as Disney goes, this stuff gets pretty intense and dark, as Ratigan beats Basil to within an inch of his life (though of course our hero is victorious).

The film was directed by a team that includes Ron Clements and Jon Muskar, and I'll be repeating their names quite a few times in the coming reviews as they are responsible for some of Disney's successes and failings.  But with this feature they, along with Burny Mattinson and David Michener, have created one of my favorite Disney films, though it is not one that immediately stands out when recalling the classics.


Oliver & Company (1988)

With Disney, no stone is left unturned, so naturally we get Charles Dickens' classic Oliver Twist, but....updated to modern day New York, with most of the cast now dogs and cats?  Quoi?  Well, Disney usually makes the absurd possible!

Unfortunately they don't with this one.  While its not altogether that bad, with some fun characters voiced by Billy Joel and Cheech Marin, its just kind of a head scratcher why this movie exists.  The animals offer no new insights into the source material and, in fact, the story feels more convoluted in places.  Fagin is not a cunning, master thief, making him one of fiction's great anti-heroes, but instead is a bumbling hobo (voiced by Dom DeLuise) who has a huge debt with the formidable Sykes.  This character serves no purpose except to give the film an exciting climax, though he does have the most shocking villain death in Disney...ever.  Instead of merely falling to his death, he is plowed head on by a train.  Pretty brutal.

The rest of the movie has its moments, though.  The opening is a sad little story of a kitten that gets left in the adoption box, Billy Joel's Dodger gets a fun musical number, and the relationship between Jenny and Oliver is sweet.  But overall, this film is more for kids then adults, and even then it goes to some dark places in the end that may only be appropriate for kids no longer interested in seeing it.


The Little Mermaid (1989)

Disney Animation had struggled ever since Walt Disney's death in 1967.  The department came close to shutting down and their films became bigger and bigger failures as time went on.  Yet sometimes all the elements come together at the right place and the right time, and lightning strikes like you never thought it could.

I think the biggest reason Little Mermaid is such a huge success is because of the songs by Howard Ashman and Alan Menken.  The movie itself is still a fairly decent retelling of the Hans Christian Andersen fairytale, albeit without the Little Mermaid dying at the end.  There's a spectacular villain in the form of Ursula (Pat Carroll) and this marks the first time in Disney Animation that the Prince and Princess do not immediately fall in love with each other.  Well, Ariel is immediately taken with the Prince, but she has to work to get him to like her (without her beautiful singing voice).  And there are great supporting characters in the form of Sebastian, Flounder, and Scuttle.  Unfortunately, the Prince (who does have a name, Eric) is still pretty bland, but you can't have everything.

But my God, the songs!  Part of Your World, Under the Sea, Poor Unfortunate Souls, and Kiss the Girl.  You know at least two of those songs, and you would easily recognize the others if you heard them.  Not since The Jungle Book in 1967 has there been a collection of songs this good.  The showstopper, of course, is Under the Sea, which will have you smiling and will brighten your day.  Howard Ashman supplied the fun, creative lyrics, and if you don't know his name, there's a good reason for that which we'll touch on later.  Still, before this he wrote the lyrics for the musical version of Little Shop of Horrors (1986), which also features a slew of great songs.

All these elements combined to make this film a rousing success for Disney.  It took in $84 million and was ranked number 13 at the box office in 1989.  It revived Disney Animation and ushered in the Renaissance period, where some of the company's best work was put out.  Lastly, it was directed by Ron Clements and Jon Musker, who got their directorial kick-off with The Great Mouse Detective and brought the studio huge returns 3 years later.  It's a delightful film, and the fact that it even got made is nothing short of a miracle.


The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

Many forget that this film counts as one of the official Disney canon films.  It's the only sequel from the Disney Animation department, and it comes from one of the worst Disney films.  But surprisingly it becomes one Disney's better efforts, a mildly entertaining continuation of the adventures of Bernard (Bob Newhart) and Miss Bianca (Eva Gabor).

A young boy in Australia (who is not Australian, I might add.  Must have moved from LA) is kidnapped by the menacing poacher McLeach (George C. Scott) because the boy, Cody, knows the whereabouts of a very rare bird, the Golden Eagle, and her egg nest.  So its Miss Bianca and Bernard to the rescue as they commandeer another Albatross (this time voiced by John Candy) down under.  Along the way they meet a helpful Aussie mouse named Jack, a pack of sadistic nurse mice (in one of Disney's strangest scenes) and of course, the golden eagle Marahute.

It's a fairly short film, but its a lot better then the first outing, with more energy and better characters.  The villains morals are fairly scrambled, as he is prepared to feed Cody to the Crocodiles multiple times before something interrupts him.  That's said, its still a fun little adventure, and I imagine the opening scene plays very well on the big screen.  Its one of those fantastical moments infused with a bit of Disney magic, before it gets mired down in convention.


Beauty and the Beast (1991)

Arguably, this is the best Disney film since the studio's founder passed on.  I'm not counting Pixar, I'm talking strictly about films that have come out of the Disney Animation department.  None have done it better then this.

The main character, Belle, doesn't only dream of marrying a prince, she's more interested in reading her books (which does involve a princess meeting her Prince Charming).  The villain Gaston is not evil to his core, he's just a vain, stuck up individual who gets insanely jealous at the end.  The Beast is also a vain creature, but his horrifying transformation has humbled him, and the idea of romance between our two characters is out of the question.  And, once again, the songs are all fantastic.

Be Our Guest.  Beauty and the Beast.  Gaston.  Something There.  Belle.  The Mob Song.  All of these are fantastic numbers, and I can't think of too many musicals that can boast such an impressive line-up of songs.  Once again this comes from the minds of Howard Ashman and Alan Menken hard at work, and it takes a good fim and it makes it great.  Anyone who knows me well knows I love singing along to Be Our Guest.  It's Disney's best song, in my opinion.

And the fact that Belle and the Beast have to work their relationship is, while obvious considering he's a monster, a refreshing take on Disney's tired Princess formula.  True he turns into a human at the end, but she truly cares for him and at this point its a little added bonus.  Most Disney films going forward would let the relationships between their characters build, instead of automatically assigning them the role of couple straight away.  Rounding out the film is a cast of fantastic supporting characters, including the candlestick Lumiere, Cogsworth the Clock, Mrs. Potts, LeFou, and many others.  This is Disney at its best, like it hadn't been seen since 1940, and like we may not see until 2042.

Part 7 will cover:
Aladdin (1992)
The Lion King (1994)
Pocahontas (1995)
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
Hercules (1997)